Sharpshooter leafhopper,

 you’re wanted in Michigan

 for being unwanted

 on rhododendrons, and aces

 from Dorset to London

 hang your striking scarlet

 and blue profile as warning

 you’d be better off elsewhere—

 though welcome shores

have shrunk like Shrinky

 Dinks 1980s children

 baked in the oven

 into hard little plates

 they just looked at,

 not being quite willing

 or unwilling to save them.